Caption of the Month - XXIII

Lotta good choices for the month, but this one pulled out it!  Great Job, CfRM!

Cap of the Week - C

Another great one from the Campaign for Real Men.  Love the gurl, love the message, and love the garter!

Re-Blog Wednesday - 102

So Many Tests...

Cap of the Week - LXLIX

Gotta say, this was a hard week, but the Campaign For Real Men came through!  Of course, any sissy should obey a real man!

The Game - 5

I think it would be Maise Williams.  She would look at me with her steady, practiced matter-of-factness and say something like, "Obviously, you would be much cuter as a girl."  She would stand and begin the process.  All she would need is her stead insistence, and I would be powerless to resist.  She would dress me.  She would lock me up.  She would make me her Slutty Sissy Sister.

Not to beat a dead horse, but it would definitely be Aubrey Plaza.  She would tilt her head down, put on that sinister smirk of hers, and tell me.

Re-Blog Wednesday - 101

My Life as a Sissy Maid XXXIV

Cap of the Week - LXLVIII

I don't know what it is about hearing a woman say it, but this caption is spot on.  That will get me off every time!

Retro Caption - 32

Here's an old favorite from Alexis Michelle, an old favorite, who I miss dearly. 

Re-Blog Wednesday - 100!!!

Fap It!

Hey, gang!  For those of you who don't know, here's a lovely game to help get your sissy rocks off!  It randomly goes through your favorite tumblr's to display pictures, gifs, and whatever else, while giving you fapping instructions the whole time!  Great fun for all!

Enjoy, gurls!

Cap of the Week - LXLVII

I don't know why, but there's something just out-and-out alluring about this gurl...I can't take my eyes off her...thanks, Gurl Inside!

Another choice...

Furthest to the right...something about has an extra-feminine look to it...

Re-Blog Wednesday - 99

The Interview... - 5

Sex Continued

Are you loud or quiet in bed?
Quiet.

Whats your favorite position?
Cowgirl.  I feel like she gets the most out of the positioning.

Have you ever invented a position?
No.

Whats the strangest position you’ve tried?
Against the wall, holding her up.

Have you ever been caught or walked in on while fucking?
No.

When is the last time you had sex? Describe the experience(s).
January of 2016.  I've been inadvertantly forced into celibacy...perfect for a sissy.

When is the last time you received oral? Describe the experience(s).
January of 2016.

When is the last time you gave oral? Describe the experience(s).
2015.  My wife legit doesn't like it.  She's told me on numerous occasions.

When is the last time you had anal sex? Describe the experience(s).
Never

Which celebrities would you want to have sex with?
So many it's ridiculous, but I've always been head-over-heels for Olivia Wilde.

Any fictional characters you want to hookup with?
Several and so many...but I always end up going back to Zatanna Zatarra.

Have you ever had shower sex? How was it?
Yes.  It was...eh...Between the hot water and the condom, I could barely feel anything.

What is your favorite position(s)?
Cowgirl, doggie.

Where is the strangest or wildest place you’ve had sex/oral?
Underneath a dock on the beach in Florida, while on Spring Break.

Have you ever broken up with someone because they couldn’t satisfy you?
No.

Have you used anything to improve sexual performance? (Penis Extenders/Tingling Lube/Cock Rings)
No.

Whats your most embarrassing sexual experience?
The first time with my wife, I absolutely could not get it up.

Whats your funniest sex experience?
Immediately after we finished a friend came by, and let us know he was there by sticking his head through the window and screaming.

Have you ever had any performance issues? What were they?
Yes.  Sometimes it was because I psyched myself out, but sometimes it was also that I had already masturbated that day.

Are you on birth control?
No.

Do you use condoms?
When I have sex, yes.

Have you ever faked an orgasm? Describe the experience(s).
Yes, I just wasn't feeling  the sex, so I spasmed and said I had finished.

Can other people get you off?
 Yes.

Is there only one way you can cum? (i.e. Clitoral Stimulation Only/Anal Only/Toy/Specific Position)
Nope.

Have you ever been rejected? Have you ever rejected someone?
Various girlfriends when they weren't in the mood.

Have you ever been stopped mid-sex? Describe the experience(s).
Yep.  Either something happened, or someone showed up

Have you ever had sex outdoors? Describe the experience(s).
In a tent, and under a dock.

Have you ever had sex in public? Describe the experience(s).
No.

Have you ever had sex in front of others? Describe the experience(s).
No.

Have you ever had sex in a car? Describe the experience(s).
No.

Have you ever given or received road head? Describe the experience(s).
Yes.  It was on spring break while driving to the beach at night.  I received.

Have you ever had sex/oral/manual sex in a movie theater? Describe the experience(s).
No.

Have you ever had sex in a fitting room? Describe the experience(s).
No.

Have you ever had sex in a plane? Describe the experience(s).
No.

Have you ever had sex at work? Describe the experience(s).
No. Damn, I'm so vanilla!

Explain your best sex experience in detail.
It was either in a tent during my brother's wedding or the topic of Sissy Biography 5.  The wedding cool summer night with only the explosion of fireworks to light our tent.  It was like some sex scene out of a soft-core porn camp movie.

Which non-genital parts of your body do you like being touched or stimulated?
Nipples.

Do you ever take pictures or videos when you have sex? Explain the experience(s).
No.

Have you ever given a strip tease to a partner?
No.

Have you ever given a lap dance to a partner?
No.

Have you ever received a strip tease from a partner?
No.

Have you ever received a lap dance from a partner?
No.

Cap of the Week - LXLVI

God, isn't it true?  As a sissy, I'm all in favor of the Campaign for Real Men!

Another Test...

I got 27!  How'd you do?

Re-Blog Wednesday - 98